NAME THAT ANATOMY

This guy walks into a bar and as he two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar
but says "What the heck, I really want a drink". When the gay waiter
approaches he says to the customer "What's the name of your penis?". The
customer says "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink". The gay
waiter says "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of
your penis."

So the customer says "Alright, what's the name of YOUR penis?".
The gay waiter says "NIKE ... you know, JUST DO IT".
The customer thinks for a moment and says "The name of my penis is SECRET".
The waiter says "SECRET?".
The customer says "Yeah ... STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!".

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