Three little boys sitting around talking.

One said "My dad is the fastest dad in the world.

You can shoot an arrow and my dad can beat it to the target.

" The next boy said, "That's nothing. My dad is faster than that.

You can shoot a gun and he can beat the bullet to the target.

" The third boy said, "I've got you both beat.

My dad is a government worker and he gets off work at 4:00 and is home by 3:15."

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