There was an attractive blonde secretary working for Bill's company. Every day Bill would pass her and notice her beautiful blonde hair and how lovely she was except for one thing- she always wore a set of headphones on her head.

One day Bill decided he needed to see what she looked like without the headphones. So he went up to her and said, "Let me see you just once without those silly things on your head." At that she jumped back and exclaimed "NO!" with a frightened look in her eyes.

Bill apologized for having upset her and walked off. But he still couldn't help thinking how pretty she'd be without those stupid headphones. So some time later he sneaked up behind her, reached out and yanked the headphones off her pretty blond hair.

She turned around, looked at Bill, and keeled over, dead.

Bill called the paramedics, but when they arrived, it was already too late, she was dead. They said they had no idea what she died from.

During the investigation the police asked him what had happened just before she died. Bill explained what he had done and when he finished, the detective went over to her desk. There were the headphones, lying right where Bill had left them. Not understanding what these headphones had to do with the death of this lovely blond girl, he put them on and listened. What did he hear?

"Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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