Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

1. You can GET chocolate

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it is soft

3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to

5. You can have chocolate in front of your mother

6. If you bite to hard, the chocolate won't mind

7. Two of the same sex can have chocolate

8. The word "commitment" dosen't scare chocolate

9. You can have chocolate on your desk without offending people

10. You can ask for chocolate on your first first date

11. With chocolate, there is no need to fake it

12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnent

13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month

14. Good chocolate is easy to find

15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle

16. You are never to young or to old for chocolate

17. When you have chocolate, it dosen't keep the neigbors awake

18. With chocolate, size dosen't matter,it's always good

19. You can have chocolate with little kids and not go to jail

20. You don't have to BEG for chocolate

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