Computer Lines

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

The name is Baud......, James Baud.

BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.

Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981