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DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? CURIOUS --------- DEAR ABBY: I've been married for six years and have five kids. No twins. My husband still wants to have sex every night and sometimes in the morning too. I told him he should get himself a hobby, and he says that is his hobby. --------- .I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his. --------- .I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. --------- .I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. --------- .Will you please rush me the name of a reliable illegitimate doctor? --------- .Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? --------- .I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out? --------- .My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy. --------- .I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. --------- .Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it. --------- My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause. --------- I met this nice guy who was in the service. He's the chief petting officer. --------- Then you told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor. --------- .This is the second marriage for both of us. And when my husband said "I will" he knew damn well he couldn't. --------- DEAR ABBY: My husband hates to spend money! I cut my own hair and make my own clothes, and I have to account for every nickel I spend, meanwhile he has a stock of savings bonds put away that would choke a cow. How do I get some money out of him before we are both called to our final judgment? He says he's saving for a rainy day. FORTY YEARS HITCHED DEAR HITCHED: Tell him it's raining! ------- DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible? KAY DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work. --------- DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, Can a baby this big be that early? WONDERING DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late. --------- DEAR ABBY: Do you think about dying much? CURIOUS DEAR CURIOUS: No, it's the last thing I want to do. --------- DEAR ABBY: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time? JAKE DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also hazardous. --------- DEAR ABBY: I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions? ANNIE DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it. --------- DEAR ABBY: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? SAM IN CAL. DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office. --------- DEAR ABBY: I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits. ROSE DEAR ROSE: So would I. --------- DEAR ABBY: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? BESS DEAR BESS: Night and day. |
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