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WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER
A farmer dies and goes to hell. While down there the Devil
notices that the
farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gages and
sees that it's
90 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer
and asks
why he's so happy. The farmer says "I like it here. The
temperature is just
like plowing my fields in June."
The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer and decides to
get him, so he
goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the
humidity to
90%.
After turning everything up he goes looking for the farmer. He
finds him
standing around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the
farmer again
as to why he's so happy. The farmer says "This is even
better. It's like
pulling weeds in the fields during July."
The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer
suffer. He goes over
to the controls and turns the heat up to 120 degrees and the
humidity to
100%.
"Now lets see what the farmer is up to," he says. So
he goes looking for the
farmer. He finds him sitting on the floor even happier then
before. The Devil
can't figure it out. He asks the farmer why he's happy now. The
farmer
replies, "This is great, it's just like working in the silo
with my friends
in August."
The Devil says "That's it, I'll get this farmer." He
goes over and turns the
temperature down to a freezing 25 degrees and no humidity.
"Let's see what
the farmer has to say about this."
The Devil looks around and finds the farmer jumping up and
down for joy and
yelling, "THE CUBS HAVE FINALLY WON THE WORLD SERIES!"
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