Top Ten Signs You Went a Little Overboard Celebrating Independence Day

10. Statue of Liberty is wearing your panties.

9. Wake up in vacant lot with four toes and one arm-and still too drunk to do the math.

8. All the bottle rockets stuck in your ceiling.

7. Suddenly realize the ribs you smell cooking are your own.

6. Fire-insurance guy says, "What do you mean 'six city blocks'?"

5. Best you can manage is a "high-four."

4. Steve Case wants to know where you were for that half hour.

3. Marge Schott snoring beside you.

2. Your fireworks show made CNN.

And a hearty, all-American beer belch to the top sign you went a little too far with the post-revolution revelry ....

1. Powder burns on your Charmin.

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