FlowersTwo old ladies are standing in their backyards gossiping over the back fence. They're talking for hours when the one old lady notices a delivery truck has pulled into the driveway, and the driver is getting out with a dozen red roses. "Oh great! I know what I'll be doin' all night," says the first old lady. "What?" asks the other one. "Every year Elmer sends me a dozen red roses on the same day," says the lady, "so I guess I'll be naked, lying on my back all night with my legs in the air!" The other lady looks confused and replies, "Don't you have a vase?"
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