GRANDMA'S LITTLE HELPER

This little grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one
morning. He had made her coffee.

She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to
the bottom there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She
said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"

Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV-'The best part of waking up is
soldiers in your cup!'"

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THE SEASON PASS

On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students
pointing out some of the rules.

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the
male dormitory to the female students.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.
Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.
Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".

To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A SEASON PASS?"

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