The Horse and the Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls
into a mud
hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the
farmer to help
pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the
farmer can't be
found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole
and ties some
rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope
to his
friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from
sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the
meadow again and
the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the
horse to go and
get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I
can stand over the
hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said,
"Grab for my
'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and
pulled himself to
safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to
pick up chicks
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