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One day, three guys were enjoying a relaxing day of fishing.
Out of the blue, they caught a mermaid who begged to be set free
in return for granting each of them a wish. But one of the guys
just didn't believe it, and said, "OK, if you really grant
wishes, then double my I.Q." The mermaid replied,
"Done!"
Suddenly, the guy started reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and
analyzed it with extreme insight. The second guy was so amazed
that he said to the mermaid, "Triple my I.Q!" The
mermaid replied, "Done!"
Suddenly he started to spout out all the mathematical solutions
to problems that have been stumping scientests of varying fields:
physics, chemistry, etc.
The last guy was so enthralled with the changes in his friends
that he said to the mermaid, "Quintuple my I.Q.!" The
mermaid looked at him and said, "You know, I normally don't
try to change people's mind when they make a wish, but I really
wish you would reconsider." The guy replied, "Nope. I
want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't. I
won't set you free!!" "Please," said the mermaid,
"you don't know what you are asking! It will change your
entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else. A
million dollars, anything?" But no mater what the mermaid
said, they guy insisted on having his I.Q. increase by five times
it's usual power.
So the mermaid replied, "DONE!"...and he became a
woman!!!
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