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The School Play
A young boy came home from school and told his mother he had
been picked for
a role in the school play. His mother was very happy for him and
asked what
his role would be. The boy replied, "A Jewish husband."
His mother then
yelled, "Well, you go right back there, and tell them you
want a speaking
part.."
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How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
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