Six Months to Live

A man went to the doctor for his annual physical. A week later the man met with his doctor to discuss the test results. The doctor told the man he had only six months to live.

Devastated by the news, the man asked the doctor what he should do.
The doctor suggested that the man move to Arkansas and marry the fattest, ugliest woman he could find. She must also have eight or more children.

The man in bewilderment asked the doctor, "How's that going to help?"
The doctor replied, "It won't help your illness, but it will be the six longest months of your life!"

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