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WHEN'S PAYDAY???
A guy walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "What
will you have?"
The guys says he'll have 5 shots.
The bartender gives him the 5 shots, and he downs them about as
fast as you can count from 1 to 5.
He orders 5 more shots.
He glups them down just as quick, and orders 5 more shots.
The bartender is amazed. He's never seen anyone drink down
shots that fast.
He's curious, and he asks the guy how he can drink them down so
fast.
The guy tells the bartender, "You'd drink them down that
fast too, if you had what I have!"
"Oh, gee, I'm sorry to hear that," says the barkeep,
and just what is it that you have?"
Getting off his stool, the guy tells him, "Seventy-five
cents!"
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