Once there was this city boy who wanted to go country, so he
headed out to a farm to buy some animals. "I'll take one of
these," he said to the farmer.
"What is it?"
Well, to me it's a cock, but to you it's a rooster," said
the farmer.
"I'll take one of these, too," said the city boy.
"What is it?"
"Well, to me it's a pullet, but to you it's a chicken,"
replied the farmer.
"Okay," said the city boy. "And I'll take one of
those, too, if you'll tell
me what it is."
"To me it's an ass, but to you it's a mule," explained
the farmer, "and when
that ass gets stubborn, it sits down and you have to scratch it's
belly to
get it moving again."
So the city boy set off down the road with all his new
purchases. He was
doing fine till a pretty girl drove by, at which point the ass
sat down and
refused to budge. Seeing he was having some trouble, the girl
backed up and
asked if there was anything she could do to help.
"Actually, yes," said the city boy. "Will you
hold my cock and pullet while
I scratch my ass?"
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