Classic Joke:

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said " I get splinters."

So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask for advice. "Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need," was the carpenter's response.

A couple of weeks later the carpenter saw Pinnochio again.
"How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked.

"Who needs girls?" replied Pinnochio.

The way I heard it, his girlfriend sat on his face and cried, "Lie, Pinnochio! Lie!"

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