THE FAST THINKER!!

A big, mean guy approaches the Produce Clerk demanding, "I want a
half head of lettuce!"

The clerk goes to the manager & says, "Some big idiot wants a half
head of lettuce..."

He looks over his shoulder & the customer is right behind him.
"...And THIS gentleman would like the other half."

After taking care of the customer, the manager says, "You're quick
on your feet. We need enterprising young people like you who can roll
with the punches. How would you like to manage one of our new locations in
Canada?"

To this the young clerk replies, "Only whores and hockey players
live in Canada!"

The manager responds, "My wife is Canadian!"

The young clerk replies, "And what position does she play?"

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