WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A PENIS
It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but hard to
get any real work done.
If you don't apply protective measures, it can spread viruses.
It doesn't have a brain of its own. Instead, it uses-and
confuses-yours.
We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual
size and influence warrant.
If you're not careful, it can get you in big trouble.
Some people have it, some people don't.
People who have it would be devastated if it were cut off - and
they think those who don't have it want it.
People who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy but
think it's not worth the fuss made about it.
Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop.
Some people would play with it all day if they didn't have to
work. Of course, some people do anyway!
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