Lunches
An Irishman, a Mexican and an Alabama redneck were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch
I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The Alabama redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I
get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
Next day - the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and
cabbage and jumps to his death.
The Mexican open his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too.
The Alabama redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps
to his death also.
At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have
given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Alabama redneck's wife. "Hey, don't
look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch!"
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