Cute Old Lady
An elderly woman walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank
building, carrying a large paper bag. She told the young man at the window she
wished to open an account and deposit the $3 millon she was carrying in the bag.
Due to the amount of money involved, she requested to meet with the president of
the bank. The young clerk thought this was a reasonable request and took her
directly to the president and introduced the two.
After the introductions were made, she stated she liked to know the
people with whom she did business. The Bank President then asked "How she came
into such a large amount of money. Was it an inheritance?"
"No", was the reply. "I bet".
"Was it from playing the stock market or the horses?"
Again the answer was "No. I bet people".
He was completely puzzled as to where this woman could have come into all this
money.
She then offered him a wager. "I'll bet you $25 thousand that by 1000
hours tomorrow, your testicles will be square".
He thought, "This woman must be insane', but how could he make $25
thousand any easier. They sealed the wager with a handshake and she left the
office with a smile on her face.
The bank president didn' know how he could possibly lose and decided to
stay home that evening, taking no chances. After all, there was $25 thouand at
stake.
The next morning, while taking a shower, he checked himself to see if
every thing was normal and was satisfied he would win the bet.
At 0930 hours the following morning, she walked back into the president's
office with a well dressed man at he side. She informed the president this was
her attorney, who was always in attendance when large sums of money were at
stake, and asked, "Well what about the bet?"
"I don't know how to tell you this", he answered, "but I'm the same as
always, only $25thousand richer".
The lady seemed to accept this, but requested she be allowed to see for
herself. The bank president thought this was a reasonable request and dropped his
trousers. She instructed him to bend over and grabbed hold of him. Sure enough,
everything was fine. His testicles were not square.
The president then looked up and saw her lawyer standing across the room
banging his head against the wall. "Whats wrong with him"? he inquired.
"Oh him", she answered, "I bet him $100,000 that by 1000 hours this
morning, I would have the President of Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls".
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