Energizer Bunny Dies !
The world was stunned by the news today of the death of the
Energizer
Bunny. He was 6 years old. Authorities believe that death
occurred at
approximately 8:42 P.M. last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and
going and
going and going... "Pinky", as he was affectionately
called by his
friends and relatives, was alone at the time of his death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief
Medical
Examiner Dr. Dura Cell concluded that the cause of death was
acute
cardiac arrest induced by sexual over stimulation. Apparently,
someone
had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming
and
coming and coming and coming.......
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