How 'bout those Cowboys
A lady in Dallas calls 911. When the officer answers the phone
the
woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just broken
into
her home and she thinks he intends to rape her. The officers
explains
that they are extremely busy at the moment and tells her
"Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
A news reporter was sitting in Central Park on his lunch
break. There
were two teenage boys throwing the football around. A huge
Rotweiler
gets loose from it's owner and pounces on one of the boys. The
other
one, in a fit of panic, picks up the biggest stick he could find
and
smashes it aginst the dog's head, killing it. The reporter runs
over
to the boys. "Wow! That was great! I can see the headline
now: Giants
Fan Saves Life of Best Friend!" "I am not a Giants
fan", the boy
replied. "Well, who are you a fan of, then?" asked the
reporter. "I am
a fan of America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys!". The next day,
the
headline read "Redneck Punk Brutally Slays Beloved Family
Pet".
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a T.V. watching
the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys
Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A: Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field
anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known
felons.
Q: Did you know the Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year?
A: 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
Q: Hey, did you hear who the Cowboys hired as their new
defensive coordinator?
A: Johnny Cochran.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at
training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.
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