COMPANY PRESIDENT: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more
powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks
on water, gives policy to God.
VICE PRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is almost
as powerful as a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet,
walks on waterif the sea is calm, talks to God.
SUPERVISOR: Leaps short buildigs with a running start and favorable
winds, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a
speeding bullet, walks on water in a swimming pool, talks with God
if a special request is approved.
SAFETY MANAGER: Barely clears a quanset hut, but looses a tug of war
with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swim well, is
occasionally addressed by God.
TERMINAL MANAGER: Makes high marks on the wall while trying to leap
buildings, is run over by locomotive, can sometimes handle a gun
without inflicting self injury, dog paddles, talks to animals.
DOCK FOREMAN: Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of
three times, is not issued live ammunition, can stay afloat with a
life jacket, talks to walls and the walls listen as well as truck drivers.
DISPATCHER: Falls over doorstep while trying to enter buildings,
says, "look at the choo choo", wets himself with a water pistol, plays
in mud puddles, talks to himself.
TRUCK DRIVER: Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives
off the track, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them,
freezes water with a single glance, HE IS GOD!
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