Make you Think....

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: 2, but how in the world did they get inside the light bulb?

A man was walking along the beach and discovered a bottle lying there.
He began kicking the bottle along in front of him. He then uncorked the
bottle and urinated in it. A Genie came out of the bottle, angry as could be

She said,"I usually grant people three wishes, but you will get only one
wish. What is your wish?"

The man thought for a few moments and answered, "I would like too wake-up
in the morning with three women in bed with me."

"So it shall be!" Said the Genie.

The next morning, he awoke with the three women, Lorena Bobbitt, Tanya
Harding and Hilary Clinton.

His "Talley whacker" was cut off; his leg
broken and no Health insurance.

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