Nun Story
Did you hear the one about the two nuns who were painting a
room
in the convent? The Mother Superior told em that they must not
get
even a drop of paint on their habits.
So they talk about it for a while, and they decide to lock the
door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
They paint for a while and there's a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" Voice says,
"Blind man." The two nuns look at each other. They
shrug. They
decide that there's no harm in letting a blind man into the room.
So they open the door, and the guy comes in. And he says,
"Nice
breasts. Where do you want these blinds?"
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