Old Coot....
A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy his
wife the
most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter
goes and
gets an outfit.
"This is $200," she says.
"I want one that's more sheer," says he.
"This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that."
"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."
"I'll take it!"
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her. Saying
"Go put
this on and come down to model it for me"
His wife goes upstairs opens the box and thinks, "this
thing is so
see-through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it
or not."
So his wife comes down wearing nothing at all and strikes a
pose.
"So, how do you like it?" she says.
"Damn, you'd think for $500 they'd iron the damn
thing."
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