CLUES THAT YOU'VE GONE OVERBOARD ON HOME IMPROVEMENT

You've built a drive-thru car wash in the second slot of your 2-car garage.

You'll use any excuse to add a new room onto the house, including needing
more space for the newest addition to the family -- your daughter's goldfish Buffy.

Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multi-level, hydraulically-operated
kitchen is "a bit overdone."

You've converted the standard stall shower into a "bathing waterfall,"
complete with tropical plants.

Your rear-projection, surround-sound TV room can comfortably seat 43, and
you're trying to make arrangements with Universal for first run films.

Your dog has a duplex dog house out back, even though he sleeps in bed with
you every night.

The local building department says you can't add a fourth floor to a house
that was originally zoned as a single level dwelling.

You bought and demolished your next door neighbors house to make room for an
Olympic size swimming pool.

You've installed a small freight elevator going to your attic.

You've built an FAA-approved helipad on your roof.

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