Overheard

Overheard in a brokerage: "I worry about economists who are so young that
they think the Great Depression was ended by Prozac."

When a friend asked his six-year-old brother why babies are spanked when
they are born, the youngster replied, "To get them used to it."

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they
came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

The only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to
the road the stuff is placed.

One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.