Performance Evaluations
Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations:
“Since my last report this employee has reached rock
bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.”
“His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of
morbid curiosity.”
“I would not allow this employee to breed.”
“This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but
more of a definitely won’t-be.”
“Works well when under constant supervision and cornered
like a rat in a trap.”
“When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to
change whichever foot was previously in there . “
“He would be out of his depth in a parking lot
puddle.”
“This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”
“He sets low personal standards and then consistently
fails to achieve them.”
“This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts,
the better.”
“This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an
idiot.”
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