NOTABLE QUOTABLES...

If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find
that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of
them would know the theme song from the 'Beverly Hillbillies'.

-- Dave Barry

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to,"
and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom."

-- Dave Barry

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old
system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

-- Dave Barry

I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your
child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next
stage is worse.

-- Dave Barry

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