THE REAL MC COY

Four brothers were brought before the judge on a complaint.

The judge asked the first brother what his profession was. He said "well judge
I am a cork soaker." The judge said " a what?" He said "a cork soaker, I work
at the wine factory soaking corks in wine before inserting them into the wine
bottles." Judge said "thats a fine and noble profession."

The judge asked the second brother what it was that he did upon which the
second brother said, "judge I am a sock tucker." " A WHAT?" said the judge.
" I am a sock tucker and work at the sock factory tucking socks before they
are packaged for shipment." The judge replied, " well thats a very fine and
noble profession."

Upon asking the third brother what he did for a living he said, " I am a coke
sacker and work at the coke plant sacking coke to be delievered and sold. The
Judge replied that he thought that was a fine profession.

His honor asked the fourth brother what it was that he did upon which the
third brother said "You got me judge, I am the real Mc Coy."

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