Who's the Boss?

When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would
be the boss.

The Brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body,
he should be the boss.

The legs argued that since they took the man wherever he wanted to go, he
should be the boss.

The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the
food, he should be the boss.

The eyes said that without them, man would be helpless, so they should be
boss.

Then the asshole applied for the job.

The other parts of the body laughed so hard that the asshole became mad
and closed up.

After a few days the brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach
got ill, the eyes got crossed and unable to see.

They all conceded and made the asshole the boss.

This proves that you don't have to have a brain to be boss......JUST AN
ASSHOLE.

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