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FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE OF
THE SEASON
(and it's
not even Thanksgiving yet)
Santa was very cross. It was
Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned
all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting
paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The
reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To
make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin
earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.
Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver
millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all
of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't
even have a Christmas tree!
I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and
he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"
Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in
from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says
"Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this
year?"
And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to
pass........
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