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Headaches
A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no
relief. After
trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache specialist
by his
family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he
replies,
"I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across
my scalp
and..". He is interrupted by the doctor, "And a heavy
throbbing right
behind the left ear".
"Yes! Exactly! How did you know?"
"Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist, you
know. But I
myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years.
It is
caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it:
Every
day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would
squeeze her
legs together with all her strength and the pressure would
relieve the
tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come
back and let
me know how it goes". Two weeks go by and the man is back,
"Well, how do
you feel?"
"Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache
since I
started this treatment! I can't thank you enough. And, by the way
you have
a lovely home."
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