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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS:
"YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT..."
NOW YOU'LL KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY.
Jack Schitt is the only son af Awe Schitt and Oh
Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married Oh Shitt, the owner of the Kneedeep
Schitt Inn.
Jack Schitt married Noo Schitt and they produced six Children.
Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after
birth. Next came twin sons
Deep Schitt and Dip schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva
Schitt; and
another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school
dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son,
Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The
Schitt Happens
Children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt,
and they are awaiting
the arrival of Baby Schitt.
NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT !
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