NORWEGIAN HUMOR
ONE DAY OLIE WAS SITTING OH HIS FRONT PORCH DRINKING A CUP OF
COFFEE. HIS FRIEND LARS CAME WALKING BY WITH A HAND FULL OF
FLOWERS.
OLIE: HAY DARE LARS VARE ARE JOU GOING VIT DEM DARE POSIES?
LARS: CAN'T JOU SEE DEES ARE BUTTERCUPS. I'M GOING TO TOWN
TO TRADE DEM FOR A POUND OF BUTTER.
OLIE: JOU DUM NORSKE JOU. EVERYVUN KNOWS DAT JOU CAN TRADE
DOSE BUTTERCUPS FOR A POUND OF BUTTER.
LARS: YUST CAUS JOU GOT A YOHN DEERE TRACTOR DON'T MEAN JOU
KNOW EVERYTING.
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OFF LARS WENT AND A COUPLE OF HOURS BACK HE CAME WITH A POUND OF
BUTTER. I GUESS HE SHOWED OLIE A THING OR TWO.
A WEEK LATER, LARS WAS WALKING BY WITH A FIST FULL OF
MILKWEEDS
WHILE OLIE WAS HAVING HIS DAILY NORWEGIAN TRANSFUSION.
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OLIE: HAY DARE LARS VUT JOU GOING TO DO VIT DOSE MILKWEEDS?
LARS: I'M GOING TO TOWN TO TRADE MEN FOR A PAIL OF MILK.
OLIE: LARS I DON'T KNOW ABOUT JOU. EVERYVUN KNOWS THAT JOU
CAN'T TRADE A MILKWEEDS FOR A PAIL OF MILK.
LARS: YUST JOU VATE AND SEE. I'M GOINA DOO YUST DAT.
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SURE ENOUGH LARS COMES BACK LATER IN THE AFTERNOON CARRING A PAIL
OF MILK.
THAT SATURDAY AFTERNOON, LARS COMES WALKING BY ALL DRESSED UP
CARRING A BUNDLE OF TWIGS.
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OLIE: OH LARS VUT JOU DOING VIT DEM DARE TWIGS?
LARS: DEES TWIGS ARE PUSSY-WILLOWS AND I'M GOING TO TOWN....
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BEFORE HE GETS A CHANCE TO FINISH HIS STATEMENT, OLIE YELLS OUT
YUST JOU VATE DARE VUN COTTON PICKIN MINUTE VILE I GET MY
HAT AND COAT. I VAUNT TO GO VIT JOU.
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