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This Genie has a problem....
A man walks into a bar and sits on a stool. All of a sudden,
the man pulls a
ten-inch man and a miniature baby-grand piano out of his pocket
and puts it
on the bar. The ten-inch man sits and starts playing the piano.
The bartender, having witnessed this whole thing, asks the
guy, " What the
hell is all this"? The man replies, "Well, I found this
bottle while I was
walking along the beach this summer, and when I tried to wipe it
clean, a
genie appeared. She said she'd grant one wish for me, and this
was it.
The bartender asks if he could rub the lamp. The guy says
sure, and hands
it to him. The bartender rubs the lamp, and all of a sudden the
bar starts
to fill-up with a million ducks. "What the hell is going on
here", the bartender
shouts. "I asked for a million bucks"!
"Well", says the guy, "You don't honestly think I
asked for a ten-inch
Pianist , do you? >>
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