Top 10... Having Septuplets
Top 10 Cool Things About Having Septuplets from Thursday's ``Late Show with
David Letterman'':

10. Shuts up that obnoxious cousin with the twins.

9. Four more kids and you've got a football team that can beat the Colts.

8. On their birthday you can sit back and watch them pound the hell out of
the clown you hired.

7. ``The pitter-patter of little feet'' registers 4.6 on the Richter scale.

6. Enough crappy crayon drawings to cover seven refrigerator doors.

5. When they start crying on a plane, it can actually be heard from the
ground.

4. One visit to Sizzler on ``Kids eat free Sunday'' and them boys is out of
business.

3. Multimillion-dollar lawsuit against condom company.

2. Instead of headache medication, doctor just gives you a lifetime supply of
crack.

1. Baby carriage the size of an aircraft carrier.

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