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Van Gogh's Relatives
After much careful research, it has been
discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:
His obnoxious brother Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store Stop & Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white Hue Gogh
His dizzy aunt Verti Gogh
The cousin from Illinois Chica Gogh
His magician uncle Where diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin Amee Gogh
Another Mexican cousin Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach Wells Far Gogh
The constipated uncle Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking Way to Gogh
The little nephew Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco Go Gogh
His Italian uncle Day Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van Winnie Bay Gogh
A stepbrother with traveling hands Lemme Gogh
Another nephew who overstayed his welcome Willie Gogh
Now, it's time to Gogh!
You forgot his British cousin, the drummer.........Ring Gogh
Or was that Bong Gogh?
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