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YOU CAME FROM WHERE???
When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in
the movie
theater, he walked over and whispered, "Sorry, sir, but you
are allowed only
one seat." The man moaned but didn't budge. "Sir, If
you don't move, I'll
have to call the manager," said the usher more loudly. The
man moaned again
but stayed where he was.
The usher left and returned with the manager, who, after
several attempts at
dislodging the fellow, called the police. The cop looked at the
reclining
man and said. "All right, what's your name, joker?"
"Joe," he mumbled.
"And where are you from, Joe?"
"The balcony."
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