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A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? "
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse", and he charged them $32.00.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, " Just exactly what are you trying to find out? "

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything." She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00. The Hilton charges $78.00. We do it here for $32.00 and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office."

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