A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in L.A. and he's stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual, we're not even moving."
He spots a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"

"O.J. just heard the verdict and he's all depressed. He's lying down in the middle of the highway and threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire. He just doesn't have $8.5 million dollars. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

The driver asks, "How much have you got so far?"

"So far...10 gallons."

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