" OLD AGE IS HELL "

The body is stiff, you get cramps in your legs.
Corns on your feet as big as hen eggs.
Gas on your stomach, elimination is poor.
Take exlax at night, even when you're not sure.
You soak in the tub, or the body will smell.
It's just like I said,"Old Age Is Hell"

The teeth start decaying, eyesight is poor.
Hair is fallig out all over the floor.
Sex life is shot, it's a thing of the past.
Don't kid yourself friend, even that doesn't last.
Don't go to parties, don't dance anymore.
Just putting it mildly, you're a hell of a bore.

Liquor is out, can't take the chance.
Bladder is weak, might pee in your pants.
Nothing to plan for, nothing to expect.
Just the mailman bringing your social security check.

Now be sure your affairs are in order and your will is made right.
Or on your way to the grave, there will be a hell of a fight.
So if this New Year, you feel fairly well.
Thank God your'e alive, although "Old Age Is Hell"

Author Unknown

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