OUCH!!!!
This guy is sitting in a bar drunk, he ask's the bartender, "Where's the
bathroom at?
The bartender said,"Go down the hall & make a right.
Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hear's this loud scream and
wonders what is going on in the bathroom. A few minutes go by again
and everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that came out of
the bathroom again.
This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the
drunk is screaming about. He opened the door and asked the drunk,
"What's all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my
customers away."
The drunk said, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush
it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender looks in and says, "No wonder, you're sitting on
a mop bucket you asshole!!!
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