Three couples wanted to join a church.

The minister told them that they would have to abstain from sex to two weeks if they wanted to become members. They all said yes.

On their return two weeks later the minister questioned them.

The first couple said "no problem."

The second couple said, "the first week was okay but the second week George had to sleep on the sofa."

The third couple said, "sorry, we didn't make it." The husband explained, "Everything was okay until my wife was getting a can of corn off the shelf and dropped it on the floor. When she leaned over the pick it up I just couldn't help myself." ""Well," the minister said, "you are not welcome in this church."

"That's okay" , the man said, "we aren't welcome in Safeway anymore either!"

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