SEAGULL POACHING

THE OLD JUDGE WASN'T VERY HAPPY WHEN THEY BROUGHT THE COWBOY IN THE CHARGE WAS SEAGULL POACHING, IT WAS TIME FOR DISCIPLINE. IT WAS TIME TO TEACH THE COWBOY THAT WE ALL MUST COEXIST OR SEAGULLS MIGHT END UP ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST.

SO THE JUDGE DEMANDED THAT JAKE EXPLAIN THE REASON WHY THE ENVIRONMENT GOT TRAMPLED AND THAT SEAGULL HAD TO DIE. WELL, JAKE SAYS, "I WAS LOST OUT ON THE PRAIRIE AND I SAW THIS BIRD UP IN A TREE." "I HADN'T ATE FOR DAYS... AND IT WAS EITHER HIM OR ME."

WELL, THE OLD JUDGE FELT COMPASSION, THE COWBOY SEEMED TO BE SINCERE SAID HE WOULD JOIN THE "SAVE THE SEAGULL CLUB" AND BE A VOLUNTEER. SO THE JUDGE DISMISSED THE CASE, FOR IT SURELY SEEMED A WASTE AND THEN HE SAID, "JAKE, BY THE WAY JUST HOW DOES SEAGGULL TASTE?" JAKE ANSWERED, OH ITS SIMILAR TO ANY OTHER FOWL IT'S A LITTLE LIKE BALD EAGLE, BUT IT'S MORE LIKE SPOTTED OWL."

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