A Farmer In Hell

While down there the Devil notices that the farmer is not
suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that
it's 90 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to
the farmer and asks why he's so happy.

The farmer says, "I like it here. The temperature is just like
plowing my fields in June."

The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer and decides to
get him, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to
100 degrees and the humidity to 90%. After turning everything
up he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around
just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as
to why he's so happy.

The farmer says, "This is even better. It's like pulling weeds
in the fields during July."

The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer suffer.
He goes over to the controls and turns the heat up to 120 degrees
and the humidity to 100%.

"Now lets see what the farmer is up to," he says. So he goes
looking for the farmer. He finds him sitting on the floor even
happier then before. The Devil can't figure it out. He asks the
farmer why he's happy now.

The farmer replies, "This is great, it's just like working in the
silo with my friends in August."

The Devil says, "That's it, I'll get this farmer." He goes over
and turns the temperature down to a freezing 25 degrees. "Let's
see what the farmer has to say about this."

The Devil looks around and finds the farmer jumping up and down
for joy and yelling, "THE GIANTS HAVE FINALLY WON THE WORLD SERIES!
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A yuppy opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came
along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppy was complaining
bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!" he whined.
"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!"
retorted the officer,
"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't
even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
" Oh my gaaad...", replied the yuppy, finally noticing the
bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "where's my Rolex??!!!!!"

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