Confessional Stand In

Father O'leary is doing confession one Sunday when he realizes he has
to pee. He peeks his head out of the confessional and sees a group of
altar boys sitting in the pews. He calls out for one and asks the
little boy to take his place while he goes to the bathroom, "Whenever
they enter, allow them to confess, and using this list, give them the
appropriate repentance." There's a list posted on his side of the
confessional.

For theft, 6 hail-marys. For murder, 12 hail-marys and an hour of
silent prayer, and so on, ya got it." The boy nods and proceeds to
wait. Along comes a lady who enters the confessional and begins
"Father, it's been 2 weeks since my last confession." The boy, in a
low,manly voice responds "Yes, go on my child." She continues to tell
him that she gave a blowjob to a man who was not her husband. The boy
scans the list saying to himself "Blowjob, blowjob, where's the
friggin blowjob". Well there's no listing for blowjob, so he looks out
and asks Tony, another altar boy, "Hey Tony, what does Father O'leary
give for a blowjob?" Tony goes, "A handful of Gummi Bears and a Snickers
bar."

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