Feminine NecessitiesThis young lady wanted her mother to go with her to purchase some feminine necessities. Her mother told her daughter that she was old enough to purchase these for herself. So she went to the store. The line seemed interminably long, and she was embarrassed because she thought everyone was looking at her. Finally it was her turn. To her embarrassment the checker got on the store intercom and bellowed out, "Price check register four, Tampax regular." A tall scrawney bag boy walked helpfully to the
checkout. He asked earnestly, "Do you want the ones you push
in with your thumb, or the kind you bang in with a hammer?"
The girl fainted. The checker said,
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